Monday, February 9, 2009
twenty five things
in the spirit of facebook, but much more TMI
1. the best orgasms come when i am on my stomach, not on my back
2. if i knew there was no way i'd get addicted, i would have tried coke a long time ago.
3. i thought i was a lesbian through a good portion of high school. this comes from a combination of a very intense friendship/crush and an inability to get turned on to the thought of fucking a guy. to this day, i know i am not 100% straight, although my preference has swayed a lot more towards men since i started having sex with one.
4. when i was young, i'd think up of all the ways i would escape if i was ever kidnapped.
5. i am pretty good about brushing my teeth and flossing. the reason i get cavities like crazy is because of my sporadic bouts of purging.
6. i have absolutely no desire to quit purging. it feels better physically and mentally.
7. whenever i cry, i get the biggest urge to pee.
8. i miss having sex in a bed
9. but... some of the best sex we've had has been elsewhere, because we have to be creative about it.
10. we've had sex :
11. the only time i really got into a bj was with someone i barely knew, so i didn't care what he thought of me. i can't repeat this with my friend w/ benefits now because i actually care what he thinks of me
12. i sometimes wonder what my life would have been like had we not moved to corona when i was in 8th grade
13. when i was young, i wanted to be a chef but then my mom told me i would have to try all of the food i made and i decided against it because i am a very picky eater
14. i rarely study for tests. if i didn't pick it up during class, a few days of cramming is not going to help me.
15. i can't walk in heels to save my life
16. i don't shave my legs on a regular basis but i manage my pubes religiously. same goes for armpits.
17. the pronunciation of my name is something i am really ridiculously picky about
18. i don't like hanging out with girls very much because i don't feel like we have much in common
19. i've self identified as a feminist since high school
20. although secretly, i wanted to be a cheerleader. i find the uniforms really cute.
21. i want a smaller nose
22. my vibrator has a rhinestone base
23. my type of guy is tall, thin, big nosed and with wavy hair. see : andy samberg, guy i've been doing it with since 07
24. i like getting dirty texts
25. the best time we ever had sex was when he was with that girl amanda and it was supposed to be our one last time. it must've lasted like an hour and a half. every position imaginable, he lasted forever, i was going crazy. when we were done, we were both dripping sweat. he did not remain with her for too long. i don't feel like an ass for that at all, because he was with me for so long before she came into the picture.
1. the best orgasms come when i am on my stomach, not on my back
2. if i knew there was no way i'd get addicted, i would have tried coke a long time ago.
3. i thought i was a lesbian through a good portion of high school. this comes from a combination of a very intense friendship/crush and an inability to get turned on to the thought of fucking a guy. to this day, i know i am not 100% straight, although my preference has swayed a lot more towards men since i started having sex with one.
4. when i was young, i'd think up of all the ways i would escape if i was ever kidnapped.
5. i am pretty good about brushing my teeth and flossing. the reason i get cavities like crazy is because of my sporadic bouts of purging.
6. i have absolutely no desire to quit purging. it feels better physically and mentally.
7. whenever i cry, i get the biggest urge to pee.
8. i miss having sex in a bed
9. but... some of the best sex we've had has been elsewhere, because we have to be creative about it.
10. we've had sex :
- in front of my neighbor's house
- office parking lot
- orange grove
- my dorm room
- in front of countless pretty houses
- in front of arizona middle school
- deserted dirt roads
11. the only time i really got into a bj was with someone i barely knew, so i didn't care what he thought of me. i can't repeat this with my friend w/ benefits now because i actually care what he thinks of me
12. i sometimes wonder what my life would have been like had we not moved to corona when i was in 8th grade
13. when i was young, i wanted to be a chef but then my mom told me i would have to try all of the food i made and i decided against it because i am a very picky eater
14. i rarely study for tests. if i didn't pick it up during class, a few days of cramming is not going to help me.
15. i can't walk in heels to save my life
16. i don't shave my legs on a regular basis but i manage my pubes religiously. same goes for armpits.
17. the pronunciation of my name is something i am really ridiculously picky about
18. i don't like hanging out with girls very much because i don't feel like we have much in common
19. i've self identified as a feminist since high school
20. although secretly, i wanted to be a cheerleader. i find the uniforms really cute.
21. i want a smaller nose
22. my vibrator has a rhinestone base
23. my type of guy is tall, thin, big nosed and with wavy hair. see : andy samberg, guy i've been doing it with since 07
24. i like getting dirty texts
25. the best time we ever had sex was when he was with that girl amanda and it was supposed to be our one last time. it must've lasted like an hour and a half. every position imaginable, he lasted forever, i was going crazy. when we were done, we were both dripping sweat. he did not remain with her for too long. i don't feel like an ass for that at all, because he was with me for so long before she came into the picture.
Friday, December 19, 2008
horrible thought of the month, or perhaps YEAR
i wonder if he's ever thought of me while he fucks his wife.
i've never even HUGGED the guy but there's so much energy there. good lord.
i've never even HUGGED the guy but there's so much energy there. good lord.
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